Taylor's pet dead butterfly and other humorous things

Taylor carried this around with him for several days.  He was so soft with it.  But carrying a butterfly is not a great preservation technique and eventually it disintegrated.
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Me: Eli, do you want to help me?
Eli: I'm too dizzy.

Taylor: Who was born first?
Me: Caleb.
Taylor: eerrrr.  I wanted to be born first!!!.

Taylor: I want you to give me something.  It starts with a T.
Me: You want me to give you Taylor?
Taylor:  No, I will whisper it in your ear. t, t, t, Love.

Josh wanted to whisper in Taylor's ear and so Taylor put his hand over his other ear so we wouldn't be able to hear out the other side.

Caleb: I don't want to go to the park
Me: You need to get some fresh air
Caleb: Well then, I am going to plug my nose the whole time

Taylor: I need a cow cleaner (calculator)

Eli: Look!  I have bear poops! (belt loops)